This story has been submitted by Vonnie from Illinois (USA).
So I met this guy through a mutual elementary school friend. We talked on the phone for a while before our first date.
I arrived at his home as he comes out of the house with what appears to be a cocktail in his hand and says “Can we take your car?“
I drive a 1987 Lincoln so he goes on to say „Well I’d like to drive“.
I asked him if that was cocktail he was drinking? He says no and so I agreed to let him drive.
After the first few minutes he starts driving like a maniac, speeding and hitting the brakes really hard. I asked him to slow down and be careful with my car but he didn’t seem to notice.
We arrive to the movie theatre and as we get out of the car he immediately goes to a corner in the garage and urinates… WOW, so I said „Hey they have bathrooms in the theatre“.
We get to the reception area in the movie theatre and the line is extremely long because it is opening night for the new Transformers movie “Rise of the Fallen”. We stand in line to find out they are sold out.
My date then decided to go up to the ticket agent and says “I bought tickets online but left them”. Well they couldn’t find his tickets anywhere because he was obviously telling a lie about buying them in the first place.
John (lets call that my daye) gets really irrate demanding tickets that he really didn’t buy so they directed him to customer service where he continued to perform. Finally, the movie was sold out so we had to wait anyway.
Well we decided to wait in the bowling alley/restaurant until the movie started. The hostess in the restaurant wanted to seat us but he insisted on sitting at the bar. The hostess mentioned if you want a table come back up to the hostess and let her know.
We proceed to walk to the bar when John suddenly changes his mind and we walked over to sit at a table. I immediately said “Hey, we have to let someone seat us, we cant just grab a table“.
John doesn’t listen and we sit down. The waitress comes over with menus and he is rude as hell to her so I try my best to be extra polite to the waitress.
The manager comes over and ask if we were seated and John says that the hostess just let us in. Well needless to say he got the hostess into trouble.
Once our food arrives I offer him hand sanitizer since, he never washed his hands from urinating in the parking garage and he refuses saying “There is nothing wrong with my penis!”
He then proceeds to hand feed me french fries. By now I’m thinking of a way to ditch this guy.
We finally find a seat in the movie theatre and he doesn’t turn his cell phone off so its ringing and he answers and talks as if he is sitting in his living room at home. I told him to shut his phone off because he was disturbing people. John refuses again and acts as though he isn’t being rude.
Finally we get ready to leave and John has to pay for the parking. He acts as though his credit card doesn’t work in the parking machine and tries to get me to go back to the car without paying. I refused to go without paying so finally we get a paid parking ticket and go to get the car and then John decides to urinate in the parking garage again.
I couldn’t wait to drop him off and once I realized he had forgotten his keys in my car I didn’t even care.
Worst date ever
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